Welcome to the Longest Post Ever (ever....ever.....ever....fading echo) We will be featuring the following:
The Ugly Chickens Arrive, Halloween Madness, Someone Gets Old ( and I mean OLD), and Does Sharee Ever Dress Her Children?!?
The curtian rises.....
Behold...the UGLY Chickens....The Welch's decided that is was time that they did something charitable. They thought long and hard, rejected many ideas for they did not fit the high quality standards that they had set. Send money to starving children in africa? Make care packages for our poor troops in Iraq? Visit the old and forgotten in the Nursing homes? Hmmmm they thought... all those were good ideas...but wait...One idea shined above all of them! SAVE THE UGLY CHICKENS FROM RITEWOODS! Give them a loving home, where they can grow back their feathers, rest in warm straw and.....BECOME BEAUTIFUL AGAIN! Announcing the Chicken Makeover Center in Franklin Idaho!
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Next up we have HALLOWEEN MADNESS! Sharee is known to be slightly off her rocker...but there are now rumors flying that she is a witch and has become a follower of satan. We had these photos taken just before the trick or treaters came around! Many stayed away from her home sensing the evil surrounding it!
The keeper of the home was quite dead and zombie like..
Care Bears came and did a CARE BEAR STARE...but to no avail!
Disappointed by their failure they ran home and stuffed themselves on Candy! Next a wizard came to cast a spell...
only to find He had made the home MORE EVIL!!! Now many residents fear for their lives and have made plans to sell their homes and move! What is this world coming to?!?!? Mooohahaa MoooHaaHaa
On to lighter news...We would like to announce that Irene Welch has Turned.....50!!!
Some say she demanded a recount others...well lets just say she is not taking it well!!
Family and friends gathered to cheer her up with food and presents. One was overheard commenting "Just trying to stay on her good side...I want to be kept in the will!"
Caitlyn quickly staked her claim upon the moose that was given to her...much to the disappointment of Madisen and Mylee!
Congratulations MOM! Happy Birthday!
So Does Sharee ever dress her kids....?
I think that the answer would be NO!! And as you can see they dont seem to mind!